Anonymous asked: Lol I love the theory that Tommen poison Joffrey.
I can’t wait until they find out that it was actually Joffrey who poisoned himself so that his entire family would get blamed for it, what a fucking douche.
#jaime poisoned him for that one scene in which joffrey made fun of him#myrcella poisoned him because she is fucking badass and she knows it’s her butt that deserves the iron throne#not her boring brother’s#tommen poisoned him because one time he put beets in tommen’s borsh#cersei poisoned him because she was jealous of his perfectly golden hair#tywin poisoned him just because he can
YOU GET TO POISON JOFFREY! AND YOU GET TO POISON HIM! EVERYONE GETS TO POISON JOFFREY!
You wanna know why?